ONE SINISTER BABY SHOWER!!! EXCLUSIVE

Note Cristina’s face saying: “Please don’t harm me, my family will pay for the rescuing fees.”

Double-click on the image in order to see closer the glance of these potential murderers! Muahahahaha

A cold night in the European City (The Headquarters of the Club Europeo in Buenos Aires), one of our readers popped up a brand new novelty: "boys and girls, today we are having a baby shower for Christine!" I must confess that in my head, a baby shower sounded like we were supposed to give a shower to a little child under a sprinkler, while people are singing and dancing around it Sacred pagan Dances.

-I LOVE THE IDEA!, I said, and I went for fill in my sprinkler... in case that I would not find one I would rather use a bucket...

Christine is our responsible in the Commission of Culture. Describing how pretty she looks with her nine months´ tummy exceeds the ends of this note.

Contented, we initially made a toast in honour of the new Argentinean citizen and voter (not in favour of the actual Mrs. President of the Nation I hope), who will arrive in this crazy and absurd world in about two weeks. (Bear this in mind: we always have some boiling water and towels when she is around JUST IN CASE!) Following, we got ready and swaddle off all the dynamic of the previously prepared event in question.
We started the series of games by blowing up balloons with different indecent parts of our bodies, something that could offend even the more indecent. Then we danced the classic round-a-round chair dance with the sound of children music (hiding satanic messages in the background) and of course we could not leave out a baby-paper treasure hunt that drove people nuts. Although so simple, due to the ecstatic atmosphere people got lost on simple directives. Totally maaaadddd!!!!
The show went on, yet in the meantime, strange possessive diabolic faces started to appear in our high speed cameras: serial killers, madmen and crazy women who hidden under the look of normal folks, turned up to be evil zombies, mummies of ancient times, awaked from a macabre sleep, little juvenile delinquents involved in several crimes, steamed off in the atmosphere of ecstatic happiness that filled up the fiesta.

Eurofemen knows than the EVIL is amongst us. Little HORACIO, witnessing of this ritual act, at the end, was fearful and ended up at Aunty Gisela’s arms. The supernatural, the unseen also form part of this world where bibs and suckers are the perfect masquerade for Unnatural Rituals. And yet, we reflect on this: Women carry the future newborns, yet men are driven mad!